Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Southern Girls.


THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SOUTHERN GIRL

The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he urinates.


Chuckle courtesy of a dear Southern lady.

20 comments:

Kay said...

This was so funny! You made my day.

Kay

HEATHER said...

This southern gal agrees!! LOL!!

Barbara Anne said...

This Southern girl agrees, too! Still laughing here!

Bless your heart, too!

bennie and patsy said...

I guess you could call us southern gal's a little temperamental.LOL
Patsy

@eloh said...

Excellent, and so true.

Betsy said...

Hey...I'm in Ohio...so THAT's what's wrong with me! haa

donna baker said...

I'd love to do that but I can't stand the clutter.

willow said...

(((giggles)))

Flat Creek Farm said...

Thanks for the laugh - I needed that! Very cute! :) -Tammy

Becca's Dirt said...

You made my day girl. LOL

jeannette stgermain said...

Funny! So, it's not true that Southern girls cook more, etc.?
I wouldn't know, in my marriage we split the household chores 50-50 (really).

L. D. Burgus said...

I think I am too scared to comment today. Have a good day.

DJan said...

I could tell it was a joke by the time I finished the second part, but I was still laughing when I read the finish! Very funny, and I'm glad to hear that Southern girls are to be emulated. Most of my siblings live in Texas!

katie said...

I laughed out loud. I am from South Missouri. That counts right.

Evie said...

I couldn't stop laughing!!!! I'm a Southern Gal and found this so amusing. Thanks for posting!!! :)

~Evie

Carol said...

Well that made me chuckle coming from waaaaay north :) I think I may hire a maid :)

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

Haha! That's lovely! :)

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Well--I'll be a monkey's uncle... Give one to the southern gal!!!!! LOVE it, Jo....

Hugs,
Betsy

Cass @ That Old House said...

Wow -- I didn't know Southern women and New York girls had so much in common!
:-)
Cass

AshTreeCottage said...

Loved it!

Susan and Bentley
xxoo